Thursday, January 15, 2004

Okay, since I'm startin back to school. Can I pull off not too old, good lookin enough? Cause I'm nervous as fuck.

Forgive the bathroom

Me right now & again now.
with nothing special Hot D Landfill 1:21 AM

I have nothing funny to report. Things have been fucked up. My family seems to have lost its collective mind. I would love to go into a hilarious commentary, but I don't have the time and neither do you.

And thanks to this Agatha lady who responded a bajillion times cause I'm sure my commenting was fucked up, and....

1,2,3 I woke up early this morning and I went to the five and dime, I saw this pretty young lady that was real, real fine, I tapped on the shoulder and said, "Ahem, excuse me, ma'am.."...uh, I'll stop there.
with nothing special Hot D Landfill 12:02 AM

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Largest attempt at efficient sanitiation since McDonalds got rid of the styrofoam. I've been selected as the 2003 the fun-to-drive-champ. For some reason I allowed "flaccid is nnotco" to become the subject line of my life. I'm a damn hell ass king. I should cook Brocktoon a nice dinner, not keep him in jar in my basement. I'll say 39 times that "I love you" to the beauty I have found. You can send me dead flowers at my wedding, or by the U.S. Mail. I'll pretend I'm sober and call it a day

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